Like any other baby, I have begun to crawl. However, it has not been cause for celebration around here. You see I weigh over 500 pounds, so it doesn't go unnoticed when I start moving around. Just last week, the vibrations from my crawling shook the whole town so much that the townspeople thought there was an earthquake. Let's just say they were a little miffed!
Yesterday, because of the uproar, my parents decided to put me in my cradle in the harbor to avoid the vibrations. However, because my cradle is so large, this morning the rocking caused the entire village to flood!
Here is the story that aired on the local news:
Yesterday, because of the uproar, my parents decided to put me in my cradle in the harbor to avoid the vibrations. However, because my cradle is so large, this morning the rocking caused the entire village to flood!
Here is the story that aired on the local news:
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